Nicola

Fricken grumpy people

Mon, 26 May 2008 16:06:07 GMT

So I just got back from going downstairs to wax the old brows, and then buy my lunch. When I went to buy my lunch, this woman, who is always on the cash at the kitchen table ...and usually has a smile on her face, or is at least chatty....looked a little deshevled. I said to her "How are you?" she ignored me...wasnt even making eye contact. Then I said...."Hope your okay, you dont really seem yourself today, you look a little stressed"......at which point she began to read me the riot act......

She yelled at me "What a horrible person you are, why are you ruining my day"...I was like "errrrrrrr...I was just trying to ask how you were"..she said.."you are being very rude, and ignorant, and it's none of your fucking business how I am doing today......got it?".....I was like "errrrrrr......" Shocked, because she is usually normal..but holy BITCH! That I somehow felt guilty.....that I had said something in a rude manner....

Is mentioning that someone looks a little stressed rude>?>? Maybe my mum just forgot to teach me some social rules I just learned about 10 minutes okay.

Boooo to rude Kitchen Table people!

Pregnant Man

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:12:13 GMT

Sinnick posted recently about the Oprah episode that was about a man who was pregnant. It was actually a transgendered man..who once was a woman. I really enjoyed the episode, and really found the love between the couple very sweet.

I really wish that americans in particular would focus on the people that are becoming parents and not the lifestyle, or orientation, or even gender in this case. I think that both of these people on Oprah represent exactly what parents should be. They were sweet, kind, caring, and intellegent. They were family focused. They were happy people.

It bothers me so much when people pigeon hole people because of assumptions, or judgement. I lived in South Africa during apartheid ...and I understand very well what bigotry and hatred can do to an entire society.

I hope these people are treated fairly and supported throughout this pregnancy...although it may be outside of our realm of what is familiar...that does not make it wrong.

Barefoot Contessa

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:16:21 GMT

So very recently Nick got me a TIVO for my birthday (which is so awesome by the way)...anyway...I have been able to start watching all those shows I miss while I am at work.

One show I am just hooked on is the Barefoot Contessa on the Food Network. She is so cool...and all of her recipes seem so easy to do, and its about the cooking and not the host (don't even get me start on Nigella Lawson)....

One of the things I really enjoy is that she is always going to cute little shops close to where she lives and she buys fresh ingredients, like really cool cheese and fresh seafood. It makes me want to go down to St. Lawrence market every lunch hour and guy something yummy for dinner......which I might just do one of these days when its not snowing like a bitch.

Anyway---I will stop my rambling, since I havent posted in forever, and this must seem like a bizarre post :)

This just made me cry....

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:35:27 GMT

This poem was written recently by the little 11 year old boy who was shot in Liverpool on the way home from a football (soccer in Canadian) practice. This little boy loved football & was a huge Everton (who wear blue) fan.....

INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO SPREAD THE AWARENESS. ANOTHER SITE TO LEAVE YOUR TRIBUTES IS:
http://rhys-jones.gonetoosoon.co.uk

THIS POEM WAS WRITTEN BY RHYS' FATHER:

Now God wanted a football match
And to play it up in heaven
But first he needed players
And select his first eleven

Georgie Best, big Brian Labone
The legend Dixie Dean
Alan Ball and Bobby Moore
All made it in the team

He needed one more player
Some one who would be quick
From up above he looked down
And saw Rhys there in his kit

So Rhys was taken up above
God took him by the hand
To play the game he loved so much
Where sponsorship is banned

There is no cheating either as
God is the referee
There are no mega wages
And the transfers they are free

The games are live on telly
You don't have to subscribe
The players all stay on their feet
Cos no one takes a dive

So Rhys plays now so happily
To the angels in the crowd
And every time he hits the net
They roar his name so loud

Have fun my little blue boy
Your safe and in God's care
Till its time for me to get my boots
And join with you up there

God bless Rhys

It's almost been a year

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:56:08 GMT

I haven't posted on livejournal, but in going back through my old posts, I just realized it has almost been a year since Nick & I bought our house. So much has happened in that year. Let's see what I have discovered in the last year:

-Nick is better on the outside of the house, I am better at the inside
-I can clean the shit out of a toliet now.....the shit!
-Kitties really do make a house a home (We now have two Burmese cats named Miles & Erwin)
-It is possible to loose your spouse in your house....and I can rhyme just fine :)
-You really have to buy furniture a little at a time....it's fricken expensive.
-Even when inspectors tell you the roof will last 5 years, they are not right. We have to get ours done this month!
-Neigbours are great people (especially when they mow your lawn)
-The burbs are all about "the car"
-People from Cambridge visit much more when you live in Burlington
-Hot Tubs ROCK
-I know nothing about how to keep plants alive
-Whoever invented the dishwasher should be knighted.
-Whoever invented the microwave should be sainted
-COSTCO is now a place I frequent....and I really want to buy a huge vat of TUNA.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 21:05:39 GMT

I am 30 today. OH my GOD I AM 30 today.

Wow--I didnt think it would bother me...but I got up this morning and thought.....

"OH MY GOD I AM 30 TODAY!"

Moving=I am a bitch

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 16:22:10 GMT

Well we offically moved this weekend. This really was my first offical move. I mean, I helped sinnick when we moved from Delware, but that was his stuff, and he did most of the packing. This time, I was fully involved.

Here are the things I discovered while moving:

1. Driving a big ass truck is scary
2. Sinnick is very good and driving said big ass truck
3. I am really out of shape--and basically useless when it comes to loading the truck
4. I am a fantastic packer
5. Moving makes me feel like my world is turned upside down
6. When my stuff isnt in its usual "stuff" place, my brain shuts down and I talk giberish
7. Swimming in my new tub is fun---its fricken huge
8. Cleaning is much more work than I ever thought it would be
9. New houses make wierd noises that keep you up at night
10. Nick seems to sleep like a baby, right through the new noises.
11.You can literally spend thousands of dollars at HOME DEPOT when you own a home
12. Reading the instructions on a Carbon monoxide detector is like reading the bible (same length)
13.Nick is really good and hooking stuff up (Nerd benefits I tell you!)
14.I can use a drill, I can use a screwdriver
15.My dad is just awesome, except when he sets a towel on fire in my kitchen
16.Filters for Furnances come in every imaginable size & ability
17.There are seven thousand different sizes of drywall plugs
18. Fortinos is a cool grocery store --and local
19. Cars are essential in the suburbs.
20. and the one sinnick hates the most---I am a BITCH when moving.

Wierdo dreams

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:43:12 GMT

So we officially get possession of this house tomorrow. However, courtesy of my screwed up brain, every single night this week I have dreamed of living in this house. Last nights episode was my dreamed up version of the reality of tomorrow night when we get the keys. In my dream, when we arrived at the house all the neighbors were at the house for an auction. The previous owners were auctioning off all their possessions. I was trying to tell them that they needed to get the stuff out because we were about to move in. So, they asked us to help them all move the furniture out before we moved out furniture in. CRAZY!

So bascally, while sleeping last night, I moved. I really felt like I moved too, because in my dream I kept having to take breaks because of how heavy the other people's furniture is. Also, somehow I installed phones in every single room & I repaired drywall. (all of which in reality I don't think I know how to do)....

Dear Mrs. Brain, can you please dream of something relaxing tonight. How about just for tonight you dream of a trip to the Dominican Republic. Maybe sitting in a pool bar, sipping some coconut beverages. Or, if you really need to dream of the house, dream that we are enjoying the hot tub for the first time or something. Please don't make me dream of moving over and over again. YOUR MAKING ME CRAZY!

Not since September

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 17:56:21 GMT

Wow! I really havent posted in WAYYYYYY to long. Now, to my defense..I have been a busy girl. But, I always read everyone's posts, I just never comment. Okay--this is my attempt at correcting that.

In the last few months we bought our first home. We take possession on Nov 30th. So much to do. I have offically picked my paint colours (Benjamin Moore Historial mostly)...I have ordered our washer/dryer, oven and fridge, which are all to arrive Dec 9th, 2006. Our designer at work helped me come up with some FLOW for our house---so all the paint colours flow from room to room. Really nice. Now--we have almost no furniture--but I am sure we will acquire some of that as we go. The carpet doesnt exaclt match anything,but I am secretly hoping we can catch that in 2007 (on the main floor anyway).

What else..we also bought our first car. A City Jetta. They are awesome. Dealing with insurance people was hillarious, the prices really are all over the place. We ended up going with Meloche Monnex, which was significantly cheaper than everyone else. They are fast. I like it.

Anyway--I am sure lots more has happened...but I thought I would update you all in the world of sinnick & myself.

It's been a while

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:47:23 GMT

I am online all the time reading everyone's posts, but I always forget to post myself. Guess I just think you are all much more interesting :)

sinnick and I have been watching Rome lately---and it is really good. I didnt really want to watch it. (probably because even though I was a history major, I find the particular peroid written about WAYYYYYYYYYY too much). But, alas, sinnick was buggin me, so I watched it. I liked it, I really did. In fact, I think its awesome. Favorite character has to be Atia of the Julii played by Polly Walker. She is so fricken evil. So evil. But I love watching her. I also like Sevilla. Great female characters. Titus Pullo is also hillarious. Great writing.

We also watched a couple of the 7-up documentaries by Granada. Really good.

Opppsss...back to work..guess I will post again later :)

Chicken & Hummus

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:39:33 GMT

So last night I made sinnick hummus (home made) to go along with our dinner. Really, the entire motivation was to use these cute little serving dishes I got from the wedding, and to play with my cuisnart.....but anyway..I made hummus. Sadly, it was a tad salty. I ran out of garlic, and decided to add "garlic salt" instead. Bit of a mistake, but all in all, for my first hummus adventure, it turned out pretty good.

So---my point. This morning, I take 2 small chicken breasts to work for lunch. I add hummus on top of it, for some moisture. Then I warm it up at work. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm! It tastes so awesome. Seriously, so good. I am sure somewhere in the middle east this has been done for all of time, but this morning it was a new idea for me, and I love it.

Now--is it just me--or is Sea Salt a hell of a lot stonger than regular salt. Why is that? Does anyone know anything about sea salt.

Tonight I am making cheesecake (chocolate mocha)...and a chocolate cake for a shower on Sunday. I am really getting domesticated. Now sinnick may want me to add some honestly here. I probably havent cooked for at least a month, we have just been eating whatever comes quickly out of the fridge....but in the last 2 days I have really been getting back on top of my culinary skills :)

TV for me as well :)

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 15:55:24 GMT

24
4400, The
7th Heaven
Adam-12
Addams Family, The
Aeon Flux
ALF
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias
All in the Family
American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol/etc.
America's Next Top Model/Canada's Next Top Model/Germany's Next Top Model
Andy Griffith Show, The
Angel
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Are You Being Served?
Arrested Development
A-Team, The
Avengers, The
Babylon 5
Babylon 5: Crusade
Battle of the Planets
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Baywatch
Beavis & Butthead
Beverly Hillbillies, The
Beverly Hills 90210
Bionic Woman, The
Bonanza
Bones
Bosom Buddies
Boston Public
Boy Meets World
Brady Bunch, The
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Bug Juice
Car 54 Where Are You?
Champions, The
Chappelle's Show
Charlie's Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Clarissa Explains It All
Colbert Report, The
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Cosby Show, The
Coupling UK/Coupling US
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Cupid
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Daily Show, The
Dancing with the Stars
Danny Phantom
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
Davinci's Inquest
Dawson's Creek
Dead Like Me
Dead Zone, The
Deadliest Catch
Deadwood
Degrassi High
Degrassi Junior High
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg
Dick Van Dyke Show, The
Different Strokes
Doctor Who
Dragnet
Drake & Josh
Due South
Earth 2
Emergency!
Entourage
ER
Even Stevens
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy
Family Ties
Famous Jett Jackson,
Farscape
Father Ted
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly
Flash Forward
Flintstones, The
Frasier
Freaks and Geeks
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The
Friends
Futurama
Get Smart
Ghost Hunters
Gilligan's Island
Gilmore Girls
Glactica 1980
Golden Girls, The
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Good Eats
Green Acres
Green Wing
Grey's Anatomy
Grosse Pointe
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Hannah Montana
Happy Days
Hell's Kitchen
Hercules the Legendary Journeys
Highlander
Hogan's Heroes
Home Improvement
Home Movies
Homicide: Life on the Street
Honeymooners, The
House
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
I Spy
Instant Star
Inuyasha
Invader Zim
Invasion
Invisible Man, The (2000s)
Iron Chef (original)
It Takes a Thief
Jackass
JAG
Jeffersons, The
Jetsons, The
Joey
John Doe
Keen Eddie
Kitchen Confidential
Kolchak: The Night Stalker (original)
Kolchak: The Night Stalker (reincarnation)
L Word, The
LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Life on Mars
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost
Lost in Space
Love Boat, The
Love, American Style
M*A*S*H
MacGyver
Magnificent Seven, The
Malcolm in the Middle
Man from Atlantis, The
Man from U.N.C.L.E., The
Married... With Children
Mary Tyler Moore Show, The
Melrose Place
Miami Ink
Miami Vice
Mighty Boosh, The
Mission: Impossible
Mod Squad
Monk
Monkees, The
Mork & Mindy
Munsters, The
Murphy Brown
My Life as a Dog
My So-Called Life
My Super Sweet 16
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
Mythbusters, The
NCIS
Ned Bigby's Declassified School Survival Guide
Nip/Tuck
Numb3rs
O.C., The
Office (UK), The
Office (US), The
One Tree Hill
Outer Limits, The
Oz
Perry Mason
Phil of the Future
Phoenix, The
Pokemon
Power Play
Power Rangers
Practice, The
Pretender, The
Prey
Prison Break
Professionals, The
Profiler
Project Runway
Quantum Leap
Queer as Folk (British)
Queer As Folk (US)
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Real World, The
ReGenesis
Relic Hunter
Remington Steele
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne
Roswell
Saint, The
Salute Your Shorts
Saved by the Bell
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seinfeld
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Sex and the City
Shield, The
Silk Stalkings
Simpsons, The
Sin Cities
Six Feet Under
Six Million Dollar Man, The
Sliders
Slings and Arrows
Small Wonder
Smallville
So Weird
Soap
Sopranos, The
South Park
Space: Above & Beyond
Spaced
Spongebob Squarepants
Sports Night
Square Pegs
Star Trek
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Enterprise
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Voyager
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
Starsky & Hutch
Stingray
Strange Luck
Strange World
Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Sweeney, The
Taxi
Teen Titans
That 70's Show
That's So Raven
Third Watch
Thirty-something
Three's Company
Threshold
Top Gear
Touching Evil
Twilight Zone (original), The
Twilight Zone (reincarnation), The
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Two and A Half Men
Undeclared
Veronica Mars
Waltons, The
West Wing, The
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Will and Grace
Wings
Wire in the Blood
Witchblade
WKRP in Cincinnati
Wonder Years, The
Wonderfalls
Xena: Warrior Princess
X-Files, The
You Can't Do That On Television

HOLY SHIT!

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:13:40 GMT

That game between Germany and Argentina was seriously stressful. Not that I want either team to win the World Cup---but Germany won! HOLY SHIT! Argentina, one team favoured to win the whole thing, it out! Yipppppeee!

Now on to Italy & the Ukraine (I am secretly routing for Italy...although I can't tell my coworker Italian Sammy that because screwing with him is way too much fun).

Tommorow is the one I really care about. The game of games...ENGLAND VS. PORTUGAL. I shouldnt eat before this one---because seriously----I dont know if I could keep it all down during the game. I have my England flag hung from my filing cabinets----but---I want to take it home---but then--they have won when its been on my filing cabinets....so even though I am usually not into wierd magic/fate crap...it is staying on my filing cabinets.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ENGLAND!
I am not even much of a sports fan (other than the occasional tennis match/gymnastics on tv thing)..but I GO NUTS during the world cup....NUTS!

LETS GO ENGLAND LETS GO!!!

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 13:56:34 GMT

England vs. Trinidad & Tobago 12:00 PM

LETS GO ENGLAND LETS GO!! (Ruu ruuu)

Stolen from Sinnick

Wed, 03 May 2006 14:57:13 GMT

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man		80%
Robin		75%
The Flash		60%
Superman		50%
Green Lantern		45%
Wonder Woman		40%
Iron Man		40%
Hulk		35%
Catwoman		35%
Supergirl		30%
Batman		0%

You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Donations in Cuba

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 18:41:13 GMT

A couple of you have asked me if their is anything you can bring to Cuba. When we went, we wished we had more when we traveled into Moron and saw how many things are needed. I have visited a few websites, and many say that you should not give money to people in the streets. However, you can go to a local school in Moron, or leave gifts for your staff at the hotel. These are items that are really needed:

Office Supplies
Pencils, pens, paper, rulers, staplers and staples, scissors, blank diskettes and CDs, scotch tape, pencil sharpeners, glue, notebooks, white-out/liquid paper, plastic folders, felt-tipped highlighters, staplers and staples, paper clips, post-it pads, rubber bands, envelopes, etc.

Medicine
Vitamins C, E, A, multivitamins, Tylenol, aspirin, ibuprofen, antibiotics, disinfectants, band-aids, antihistamines, anti-inflammatory drugs, tampons and sanitary napkins.

They also really enjoy baseball. You are under no obligation to bring any of these things, but they are such lovely people, and cannot get many of these things because of the embargo.

My personality test

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 16:01:18 GMT

Arena

(known to self and others)

accepting, giving, intelligent, loving, warm

Blind Spot

(known only to others)

adaptable, bold, caring, cheerful, complex, confident, dependable, extroverted, friendly, happy, helpful, ingenious, modest, nervous, religious, shy, silly, sympathetic, tense, trustworthy, witty

Façade

(known only to self)

organised

Unknown

(known to nobody)

able, brave, calm, clever, dignified, energetic, idealistic, independent, introverted, kind, knowledgable, logical, mature, observant, patient, powerful, proud, quiet, reflective, relaxed, responsive, searching, self-assertive, self-conscious, sensible, sentimental, spontaneous, wise

Dominant Traits

54% of people think that nicolajayne is happy
72% of people agree that nicolajayne is intelligent

All Percentages

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Created by the Interactive Johari Window on 17.2.2006, using data from 11 respondents.
You can make your own Johari Window, or view nicolajayne's full data. </div

The Old Mill

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 13:48:24 GMT

So last night sinnick and I decided to go the The Old Mill restaurant for Winterliccious. I have never been there before, although I believe Nick has been a couple of times in earlier years. The Mill, which apparently was built on the ruins of the first manufacturing building built in York, or what is now Toronto, is just beautiful.

They had a band playing, which I really really enjoyed. They played music that was enjoyable, yet still blended into the background while you where eating. You know "Fly me to the moon" jazzy, yet lounge like music." It was great!

Nick and I sat and had a wonderful time, and really enjoyed the night out. I recommend the place, I fricken love it!!!

hehe

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 16:26:25 GMT

<td align="center"> Nicola's random George Bush quote:

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001"

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Thank God! (I was worried)

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 16:23:37 GMT

Your Social Dysfunction:
Normal

Being average in terms of how social you are, as well as the amount of self-esteem you have, you're pretty much normal. Good on you.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 13:17:58 GMT

HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY sinnick !

Food find!

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 21:06:27 GMT

Okay, its not like regular bacon (for those....such as porkahauntas )...but Yves Veggie Bacon is really fricken good. I bought it on a whim on my shopping trip to Loblaws, and it was very interesting. If you can get past the fact that it looks nothing like bacon, and more like shoe leather, it tastes surprisingly good. MMmmmmmmmmmmmm YVES Veggie Bacon. I compare it to Bacon Chips.

Anniversary

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 13:21:06 GMT

Wow how the time passes quickly.

sinnick and I have been together for 4 years today. Four years! Wow, that would be the equivalent of dating throughout our degrees, or for the bigger part of highschool. Time just gets faster and faster when you get older :)

Memories of 2005

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:37:05 GMT

-My god son Kalan Janes was born Jan 11th
-Claudia Wilson has her first baby
-My good friend Jerry Draper passed away suddenly at 44
-I turned 28 (wow) I am getting old
-Nick's sister Gill got engaged
-Steve & Jen got enagaged
-We planned a large portion of our wedding
-I went to the grand Lux in Chicago for the first time----mmmmmmmmmm------good food
-Cindy started teachers college and graduated from university
-I went to Cuba for the first time-and loved it so much i decided to get married there in 2006
-got Slipcovers made for my couches in the living room
-got orthotics-and they rock!
-had a lovely time at the cottage with Warwick/Dingle's
-Learned to play hearts
-went to Canoe for the first time
-Clair visited from England-left new orleans 4 days before the hurricane
-registered for the Bell city Chase for 2006
-Loved my parents & Nick & Paul more than anything
-Went to the Elmwood Spa for the first time
-Got closer to Sherry & Vanessa & melanie
-Met Griffin Snow for the first time

This is for sinnick, I have no idea what this is

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 19:57:24 GMT

I Am A: Lawful Neutral Halfling Bard Thief

Alignment:
Lawful Neutral characters believe in the triumph of law and order above all else. It does not matter whether the leader is for good or evil; the leader will be followed, because the order they provide is the most important thing.

Race:
Halflings are short and fat, like minuature people. (Think 'Hobbits') They enjoy the easy life, but aren't averse to the idea of an adventure from time to time. They get along with all races, and are known for their senses of humor. Halflings also tend to be light of foot, and can move quietly when necessary.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:
Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.

Deity:
Urogalan is the Lawful Neutral halfling god of death and earth. He is also known as He Who Must Be and the Lord in the Earth. His followers guard the dead and protect halflings from those that don't stay buried. Their preferred weapon is the flail. Urogalan's symbol is a silhouette of a dog's head.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)